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My favorite Disney princess is Elizabeth Swann because rather than becoming a princess, she was like “nah, fuck that” and became a king instead.

cassbones:

carry-on-my-otp:

hangthecode:

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a fucking pirate king at that

And it’s awesome because she started as this fucking proper Lady who was expected to marry a wealthy and accomplished, but one she did not love, but instead fell for the blacksmith and became a pirate, fucking shit up and taking names.

And she rocked every fucking second of her story, from Lady to Pirate King.

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needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be


I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.
Many mixed feelings.

needs-more-pony:

raptorjesusbearcavalry:

blueshogun96:

getoveryourselflady:

Per the man law code and if not it should be

I applaud this.

Ok so it was nice of him to do that and all, but are we just gonna ignore how fucking INGENIOUS it was for him to put it under the toilet seat?

Like, I’m simultaneously mad at the girl for cheating, impressed with the decency of the guy letting the boyfriend know, and blown away with the creativity of the placing the note there.

Many mixed feelings.

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e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so fucking happy

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Anonymous asked:

There's literally so much incest, child soldiers, domestic abuse, kidnapping, and murder in the PJO series and people are mad over one queer kid? Smfh

the-lone-reader answered:

*clears throat* AHEM

Rick Riordan:

percy and his mom were physically abused by gabe
luke fucking committed suicide
annabeth was emotionally abused
leo was forced to kill his mother at the age of 7
and then spent the next 8 years in abusive foster homes
jason was a fucking feral child for the first 12 years of his life
reyna, her sister, and most of the other girls on circes island were kidnapped and raped by pirates
the entire series is one big INCEST
literally the one ‘safe spot’ turns out to be a fucking child army what the hell
nico was kidnapped, tortured, and held for ransom
during which jason and the others almost let him die because ‘there wasnt enough time to save some kid they didnt even know’
hazel was forced into labor practically trafficked by her mom, forced to MURDER people when she was like 9 years old

luke was also abused and neglected by his psycho mom
leos babysitter tried to kill him like 20 times
thalia died but was forced to turn into a fucking tree for like 5 years
not to mention percy has this bad habit of murdering people to make sure his friends are ok
nico announces he’s gonna kill himself and everyones like ‘oh cool have fun with that’
grover was kidnapped, held hostage and almost forced into a sexual relationship with a fucking cyclops
annabeth jumped off a cliff and was kidnapped by psychos forced to hold up the sky for weeks
piper was so ignored she thought she had to hurt herself/other people to get her dad to notice her
chris rodriguez was so traumatized and just needed ptsd recovery but everyone gave up on him thinking he was nuts, almost leading him into self harm
tyson is in physical labor, mentally delayed from childhood neglect and abuse

Parents:

cool omg this is such a cute book for my 7 year olds to read!

Rick:

nico is forced to admit that he had a crush on a boy who saved him and his sister from being brutally murdered when he was 9 years old, oh yeah and btw if he didnt say that he and jason would be murdered

Parents:

OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS PROFANITY THIS IS DISGUSTING HOW DARE YOU THIS IS A CHILDRENS BOOK

bi-steve:

zusak-rudy:

CAN I GET AN AMEN

i mean its not a kids book because there arent issues its a kids book because there is no sex and cursing.